Omni Is Watching.

Helen and Phil are living in a pristine near-future dystopian Philadelphia where mega tech company Omni controls everything about their lives and their data.  Omni’s only goal is to keep its customers happy and spending money.  If a customer becomes unhappy, Omni tasks the person causing the unhappiness with killing (or “churning”) the unhappy customer.

Today’s the day Omni detects Phil has become unhappy, so Helen is tasked with churning her husband… which makes her unhappy.  But Helen is a scientist at the University of Pennsylvania and has been working on a research project that might save both their lives– and doom all of humanity to omniHappiness.

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